Tune In, Turn On, Drop NOx
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02/24/2002
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I just picked up the flight 03 the other day. I'm not absolutely
sure , but I think I see the lines of an older civic hatchback under all
the body mods, the one that looks kind of squared off in back. In any
case, I haven't a clue where they got the name from since, the rear wing
notwithstanding, I see little about this model that would suggest any
type of aircraft, but merely an econobox overcompensating for its
ordinariness with an aero package and graphics. I'm sure if I asked
Mattel what inspired this car I would be told it's an original design,
and not supposed to represent any actual car. Well, we know how much the
bean counters love a model they don't have to pay royalties on. I wonder
if they would say the same for the Super Tsunami and the 24/Seven, which
are blatantly a Toyota Supra and a Mazda RX 7 respectively, although
also highly modified. These cars, along with the Honda Accord, the
Toyota Celica, and the Nissan Skyline represent Mattel's acknowledgement
of the tuner phenomenon that has taken over the SoCal car culture, and
is taking over diecast circles as well.
Not that Japanese
models are anything new in the Hot wheels line. The first I remember
is the Z Whiz 240Z, followed by the 200SX and the 82 Supra. Mattel has
churned out dozens of variations on the Mazda Miata. Former CEO Jill
Barad got her Lexus SC 400 in the line, although the SC's complex
lines never translated well in small scale. Mattel has managed to keep
the various iterations of the Z car in the line as well, from the 300
ZX to the Nissan Custom Z, which was probably the last Mattel designed
model to have opening doors. These have now been joined by a very
stock looking 350Z in last year's first Editions. But "looking stock"
is not really the idea behind the tuner cars, as the recent Accord and
Celica would attest. The Tuner formula calls for dressing up an
otherwise ordinary coupe or compact sedan and making improvements to
the drive train and aerodynamics. In fact, Hot Wheel's first Tuners,
the Sho-Stopper and the MST Suzuka took generic coupe bodies and
applied the Tuner formula in liberal proportions.
Naturally the Tuner car is anathema to the V8 Detroit Hot rod
purists, and this is no less true in 1:64 scale. Those who believe the
only true way to go fast is to apply more cubic inches have been
derisive of the Ricer's and their techno-rockets. But wasn't the
original Hot Rod formula to take a cheap old ordinary car and fix it
up to go fast and look cool? You can't tell me that if the original
Hot rodders had had access to multi-valve technology and computers
they wouldn't have used them. And the definition of cool changes with
each generation. The tuners define cool today for young performance
builders the way muscle cars did a generation ago and the home-built
hot rod did before that. And for the small scale collector, Tuner
models are as much an indication of this era as the hoodless
muscle-bound Spoilers were in 1969.
At this point one has to assume that Tuners are not a passing
fancy. Despite hisses from the V8 drivers about too much rice on the
pegs, Hot Wheels is joined in offering Tuners by Revell, RC/Ertl,
Jada, Muscle Machines and now, Johnny Lightning. Well, no one says
that anyone has to collect cars he doesn't like. As for me, I like
anything on four wheels that goes fast. And while my heart will always
belong to rumbling V8 warriors, I can see tuners as the latest
iteration of the Hot rodder's art. And I can see some twenty years
hence when all the current rice-boys will be paunchy and graying too,
driving their carefully preserved and restored Acuras, Celicas, and
Accords to vintage events. I can imagine them snorting at all the
young upstarts in their hydrogen powered gas-boxes. Real speed,
they'll snort, comes only from a hot multi-valve four and a timely
shot of nitrous. Maybe so, but I bet the Hot Wheels will look really
cool.
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